Google Chrome, IT IS AWESOME.

Don’t take it from me, take it from the millions of downloaders praising it. 

Google, the biggest and best search engine in the world, today released a beta of the smallest and best browser in the world.

Safe like mozilla, fast like opera, and somehow manages to seemingly run with no consequences to your computer speed & usage.

WOW

Right?

its not all skywards, as its beta plenty of bugs. Not convinced?

READ THIS

 

Microsoft are shaking in their boots.

Pre-Order Kings of leon new album – now!

 

"Only by the Night" out sep. 23rd

 

 

Kings of leon, one of my favourite bands and who i am going to see next month (giggles), are releasing a new album in 19 days- UK.  (20 days in american – hahah) Anyway, you can pre-order the album which i presume yet again will be bottle loaded squezzed southern jive. YAHA. £9.99, (with bonus track and video) to pre-order

 

What are you waiting for

Who’s Line is it anyway – now on itunes.

If you are a fan of mock the week, why not check out Who’s Line is It Anyway.

Its produced by the same guy – Dan Patterson, and it kinda similar- but less dark.

So head down to itunes and buy the series , top stuff.

Too expensive? – download one so you don’t feel guilty inside then head over to your Free TV Resource

hehe.

jono

P.S Its allways on dave anyway series link it and your skyplus box will be full within a week

The Crew

Best Of Youtube; Top Podcast

I would like to draw attention to my personal favourite Podcast; Best Of Youtube

Every 1-3 days your ipod gets a little treat in the form of a top rated youtube video.

You don’t just get “you’ve been framed” style of videos, but you get interesting, amazing and weird ones to.

My Personal Favourite is “On The Highways Of New Delhi”:

subscribe now on ITUNES.

Prison Break Season 4

Prison Break 4; Can't wait

PB fans all over the world are holding there breath for the new season of Prison break this september.

I’m definately one of them.

Teabag, mahone, sucre sarah. Its going to be a long ride, especially in HD.

be sure to check all the promo’s on youtube. SPOILER BELOW

This is going to be a small post.

IS SARAH ALIVE?

excited or what.

Spooks – i am seriously cold-turkey

Spooks new series on the horizon

So, spooks the modern spy drama which shows people how good the BBC actually are is returning in the next few weeks.

And i must speek for everyone when i say i cannot effing wait.

Never watched spooks before?

Want some tips?

DO NOT WATCH Spooks: Code 9

It sucks beyond all thing imaginable, not only is it unbelievable but it is also poorly written and poorly advertised. I watched a trailer for the series thinking it will be all action, yeah , whoo nuclear bomb.

This turned out to be completely misleading.

Tip Number 2

Hate the americans. Simple Enough.

Tip Number 3, Don’t head off to canary wharf thinking spooks looks amazing ” i want to be a spy”

Finally, don’t discuss with other people. Almost all the time it ends up in someone giving away a spoiler trust me it RUINS the series when your uncle knows the scoop and tells you.

Also, if you like Spooks, Check out, Prison Break

Awesome.

Beijing 08 – a huge success.

Chris Hoy winning his 3rd.

Before summer this year, everyone was thinking the same thing. Are the olympics in China going to be a disaster. I myself was thinking it wouldnt be unpredictable that Usain Bolt unzipped his Jamaican tracksuit top to reveal a FREE TIBET t-shirt. It all seemed reasonably predictable 2 months ago. But here we are now a day on from the spectacular closing ceremony and not one athlete has made a Political protest, whether it be about Tibet or the scarred human rights history of the capitalist country.

Deep down inside we all wanted it to happen, and now that nothing did happen most people are probably a bit dissapointed.

The only thought story overshadowing that of British people today was the fact that Britain did exceptionally well in the olympics this year. Where did it come from i hear you ponder, well its all down to lottery funding, it took its time but now we realise its all been worth it.

Britain succeeding so well as they did made me more interested that i have ever been in the Olympics, last weekend i turned on to see Britain dominating the cycling, sailing and rowing, and seeing Chris Hoy win 3 Golds. All thanks to the veladrome (excuse me for the spelling) in manchester.

Who would of thought a small country like ours would finish 4th overall. Not me. If you did you’d be rich

Mock the week.

eery

There is not a thursday gone by doesnt end up in be laughing at the rib-tickling satire administrated by the Mock the Week crew, especially at the “adult” humor of Frankie Boyle. A good example of this was two weeks ago when he quipped there was only 204 countries left in the olympics “georgia’s gone”.

My initial response being oooh ‘close to the line’ but soon followed by numerous outburts of laughter.

How he gets away with it i do not know.

Although you cannot never forget the quick thinking of Hugh Dennis, and the weird comments of Russell Howard.

Mock the Week is a true reprisentation of what Modern Television needs – the “Who gives a fuck” attitude That makes right-wing nobs squirm in their sleep.

TOP. effing top.

X Factor.

More of these judges please Mr. Cowell

Honestly, this programme is killing me, we’re only two episodes in and a part of me has allready died inside.

The reason being is because i actually find myself enjoying the auditions. How can that be, surely the only people that enjoy the X-Factor are teenage girls and daily mail, express and sun readers.

Its the realization that whilst i view the mental contestants singing away my mind triggers to the fact that the above mentioned persons are watching the same programme. And lo and behold the odd time laughing at the same things they’re probably laughing at.

I’m not being funny but as soon as the auditions are over i am not interested, it is only the utterly shit people i take pleasure in silently saying delusioned wanker to my self lots of times throughout the hour installment.

To be honest as soon as the 10 or however many people they select for the live shows are chosen. You know the top 3 are a forgon conclusion. You simply apply these filters

• Remove everyone over 25 perhaps 30 years old. (7 Remain)
• Remove everyone remotely unnatractive (5 Remain)

You are now left with, Good looking Boys who can sing and can’t.

Good looking girls who can or can’t sing.

Good looking groups who can can’t sing.

• Now remove the girl who cannot sing ( 4 Acts Remain)

• Now remove the groups (3 possibly 2 acts remain)

You are now left with Lion (or whoever he was called) a male who can’t really sing compared to the really good male or female singer, but somehow every girl in britain votes for as soon as the lines are open.

My sister is a perfect stereotype of this, coming out with incredible phrases like “He’s really good actually” her fake expression only topped by me walking straight faced out of the room.

You see my sisters clever, she knows that the singer is bad, but her companions at school usher her into thinking the wrong.

She’ll deny it.

the longest post yet for shit show.

French Coursework

I have two weeks left of summer to complete a piece of coursework. But this is no ordinary piece of coursework, you see the topic in question is “Work Experience” – whats wrong with that you may be saying to yourself. Well you see kind people, the tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny problem of writing a approx. 250 word piece of literature on Work Experience is the fact that me nor my classmates have never done any work experience whatsover. The only saving grace is that it will allow me to be creative, one thing in life i crave day in day out.

So this begs the question, what fantastically, imaginative part-time job could i think of. What incredible task could i for a week endeavour. How could the school claim it to be a mis-truth that i trimmed the Queens Corgi’s for five day’s or that i spent a week organizing Richard Branson’s letters of complaint.

At the end of the day however my text book seems to cover being a office clerk in HSBC the best.

anything to get better that a B for my last piece (Bearing in mind my sister is A*)